Lock & Croft

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Question to discuss:
	Having wet dreams fantasizing about me.
Stranger:	Not my division.
You:	How did you know about those, Gregory? -MH
Stranger:	...
Stranger:	Mycroft?
Stranger:	I didn't - shit.
You:	Gregory?
Stranger:	Uh. Yes.
You:	Oh... good heavens.
Stranger:	Right, well.
You:	I'm terribly sorry.
Stranger:	This is awkward.
You:	Quite.
Stranger:	Yeah, well.
You:	It won't happen again.
You:	I do apologize.
Stranger:	It's, uh, Greg, by the way, call me Greg, Gregory's a bit of a mouthful.
Stranger:	No, no, it's fine.
Stranger:	Don't be embarassed, I mean. We all have them.
Stranger:	I mean not that I have them about... me. That would be really weird.
You:	This isn't helping, Grego-- Greg.
Stranger:	No. Sorry.
Stranger:	Uh.
Stranger:	Would Inspector Lestrade be easier?
You:	And you thought Gregory was a mouthful.
You:	No, no. Greg is perfectly fine.
You:	I mean- Oh, you know what I mean.
Stranger:	I do, yeah.
Stranger:	Listen, Mr Holmes.
You:	Mycroft.
Stranger:	I - oh. Right.
Stranger:	Thank you.
You:	What is it, Greg?
Stranger:	What I said about them not being my division.
Stranger:	I reckon they probably come under it, to be honest.
You:	Is that so?
Stranger:	Well. If you're prepared to co-operate with inquiries.
You:	Naturally.
You:	When shall you be making these inquiries?
Stranger:	I'd like to commence my investigation tomorrow. At 8.
Stranger:	Over dinner.
You:	I shall have Anth-- Dinner?
You:	I don't see why not.
You:	Right, erm. I shall make reservations then and send a car for you.
Stranger:	I mean, I get that I'm probably not going to be able to afford your usua- car?
Stranger:	...
Stranger:	I think we might have to have a little discussion about who's in charge of this inquiry tomorrow evening, Mr Holmes.
You:	Well, how else are you to reach the restaurant. The tube? No, I'll have a car pick you up.
Stranger:	That'd be... nice. Thanks.
You:	And I do not question your investigative abilities. You're obviously a capable man otherwise my brother would not concern himself with you.
Stranger:	Oh, thank you for reminding me.
Stranger:	I've got one thing I do not want to discuss on a date under any circumstances.
Stranger:	I suspect yours might be the same thing.
You:	A date?
Stranger:	A date.
You:	Right, well, yes....good.
You:	That's...good.
Stranger:	I didn't - misunderstand you, did I?
You:	No, not at all. I simply wasn't aware that you...
You:	What I mean to say is..
You:	I was not under the impression that our tastes were similar.
You:	This is truly a most welcome surprise.
Stranger:	Mr Holmes. You're a very charming man. But I don't often ask men out for dinner if I just want to interrogate them.
Stranger:	And no, I don't shout about it.
You:	I do apologize. I frequently engage in matters of business over meals, so forgive me for my initial misunderstanding.
Stranger:	Oh, god. Well, I don't want to pressure you, I mean - don't feel obliged to say yes just because -
You:	No, no. I would love to have dinner with you, Greg.
You:	Nothing would give me greater pleasure.
You:	Oh dear, do not look at me like that. You know what I mean.
Stranger:	Yes. Yes, I do.
Stranger:	I know exactly what you mean.
You:	Well! I should, erm... I should be going then. I eagerly look forward to our date, Detective Inspector.
Stranger:	Me too, Mr Holmes. Looking forward to it.
Stranger:	Oh - er - how will you know where to send the car?
You:	You will be at your flat, won't you?
Stranger:	Well, yeah, but -
You:	Then I know where to send the car.
Stranger:	...
You:	Good day, Greg.
Stranger:	Goodnight, Mycroft.

4 months ago -

WhoAddict: Things Sherlock did that were Out of Character

oh-my-croft:

Moffat keeps teasing us that we’ve missed something, a big clue, and it’s something that Sherlock does that’s out of character. So let’s make a list of those things! Keep adding to the list. We’re bound to eventually figure it out.

He makes tea

Asking for help from Molly

…

Oh, let’s not forget the part where Sherlock was wrong. You know, about the key.

(Source: b0ffin)

4 months ago -

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Question to discuss:
	I, too, lost someone that day. -SM
Stranger:	Cry about ittttt -JM
You:	You'd kill me if I cried. -SM
Stranger:	Maybe. -JM
Stranger:	Changeable ! Remember, darling? -JM
You:	I do miss you though. -SM
Stranger:	Not for long. Noooooot for very long. Much longer. Not dead. Not entirely. -JM
Stranger:	And oh, but Daddy misses his sharpshooter too. -JM
You:	Jim, darling, don't take too long. I haven't made any masterpieces since your departure. -SM
You:	My rifle may be my brush, and their bodies my paint, but there is no passion in it without you. -SM
Stranger:	Aw, babe. Such a sweet-talker. You know how I like it. -JM
Stranger:	And fix that. I want new art to look at when I get back. It won't be as good, but it'll be. Something. -JM
You:	I should kill the Watson boy. He's small enough to make something lovely to fit over the fireplace. -SM
Stranger:	No. No, nononono. We had a deal. I know he's not dead. Our little demon angel. He'd come after you first if you did. -JM
Stranger:	I don't. Want you dead. Not now, not yet. -JM
You:	Eventually? How sweet. -SM
You:	Is that sentiment I'm detecting, Jim? It's so very unlike you. -SM
You:	I ought to shoot you for that, but you already did yourself. -SM
Stranger:	Ooh, ought. Perhaps. I HAVE been naughty. -JM
Stranger:	So many sins... -JM
You:	My sinnerman. -SM
Stranger:	Where I have I run to? Shh, shh, that's a SECRET. -JM
Stranger:	But not for loooong ! -JM
You:	Do come back soon though. This bed is too big just for me. -SM
You:	And I've been so bored.
Stranger:	Have you, now? Not shot any geese since I've been away?
Stranger:	Don't worry.
Stranger:	I'll be in your bed soon enough. OUR bed. MY Sebastian.
You:	James bloody Moriarty, my sweet psychopath.
Stranger:	That's my name, sweet thing, don't wear it out.
You:	I don't want this dream to end, but my alarm should be going off any minute now.
You:	I really should shoot this one.
Stranger:	Shoot it.
Stranger:	For me.
You:	I'll pretend it's Sherlock's head.
You:	Or how about yours?
You:	You'd like that.
Stranger:	Ooooohhhhh, either. Mine. His.
Stranger:	We both sort of BLEND, don't we?
You:	One day I will put a bullet in your brain, Jim.
You:	And you'll be my magnum opus.
Stranger:	Honey, you will try. You will try, and you might. Even. Succeed.
Stranger:	Or will I put a bullet in yours?
Stranger:	Time can only tell...
You:	I love it when you're naughty.
You:	I love you.
Stranger:	Love is a flighty thing, isn't it?
Stranger:	If I had any.
Stranger:	I might love you.
You:	I'm flattered.
Stranger:	You should be, sweetheart.
Stranger:	My one and only. My gun. My lover. Mine, mine. MINE.
Stranger:	You understand that, Sebastian?
You:	You selfish bastard.
Stranger:	OH, but Daddy takes what he WANTS and he GETS it.
Stranger:	And I want you.
You:	You can have me. You already have though.
You:	But I still have more to give.
Stranger:	Then give it all. Give it alllllll. I'll lap it right up.
Stranger:	I'm SO greedy, after all.
You:	You are, but I tolerate it.
You:	Because one day it'll all be worth it.
Stranger:	Hm, yes. One day.
Stranger:	It's the waiting game.
Stranger:	I do love games.
You:	Fuck.
You:	I don't want to wa--
You:	BANG
You:	"I hated that alarm clock anyways."

4 months ago -

	I have a problem and it's called Omegle. This is what happens.
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Question to discuss:
	why are you such a huge faggot?
Stranger:	Shut up, Moriarty. -JW
You:	John, do you still honestly care what people think? - SH
Stranger:	Stop it! Why won't you leave me alone? -JW
Stranger:	I saw you fall! You were dead! -JW
Stranger:	I have to move on with my life. -JW
You:	You're dreaming, John. - SH
You:	If you want me to go, I'll leave. - SH
You:	Or you can wake up. - SH
Stranger:	N-no. Please don't go. -JW
Stranger:	Come back. I can't do this without you. -JW
You:	This is your dream, John. If you don't want me to go, I will stay as long as you need me. - SH
Stranger:	I- okay. -JW
Stranger:	I... I need to tell you something. -JW
You:	You've started using your cane again. - SH
Stranger:	I know. -JW
You:	You know it's psychosomatic. - SH
You:	Why are you limping, John? - SH
Stranger:	It hurts, Sherlock. It hurts! -JW
Stranger:	Why did you have to face Moriarty on your own? We could have done it together. -JW
You:	I did what needed to be done, and I had to face him alone, John. - SH
Stranger:	And what about me? You're always so selfish, so self-absorbed. You never think about the other people in your life. -JW
You:	It is true, I am selfish. - SH
You:	I faced him alone so that I would not have to lose you. - SH
Stranger:	W-what are you talking about? You weren't going to lose me! Why would I ever leave? -JW
You:	I never told you, but I've had nightmares ever since the night at the pool. - SH
You:	He nearly killed you that night. I was not going to risk losing you again. - SH
You:	John, I had a plan on that rooftop, one that required me facing him alone. - SH
You:	Your heart is too kind. You would not have been able to be there with me. - SH
Stranger:	Oh, you "had a plan"? I remember the last time you "had a plan". -JW
Stranger:	And instead I'm here without you. -JW
You:	You're never really without me. - SH
Stranger:	Except I am. All the time. It's... it's the silence, Sherlock. I can't stand the silence. -JW
You:	I am always there, John. I apologize, however, for not being able to do anything about the silence. - SH
You:	I can talk in your dreams, though. I'm not sure about the logistics of that, but the universe is full of mysterious wonders. - SH
Stranger:	I've started talking to the skull, you know. It fills the space a little. -JW
Stranger:	Oh God, please come back. -JW
Stranger:	I need you. -JW
You:	I never left. - SH
You:	And I never will leave you. But you need to leave me. - SH
You:	You need to wake up. You need to get out of Baker Street, John. - SH
You:	Start dating again. - SH
Stranger:	I-I can't. God knows I've tried. I can't do it. I can't leave. -JW
You:	Go out drinking with Lestrade. - SH
You:	Do whatever it is that normal people do. - SH
You:	Football? - SH
Stranger:	I'm not normal any more. -JW
Stranger:	I stopped being normal the moment I met you. -JW
You:	You're still normal, John. You are so beautifully normal. - SH
Stranger:	Then why do I feel like this? Why do I feel like I'm a stranger in my own life? -JW
You:	You did watch your friend kill himself, it is only natural. - SH
You:	I find it touching, your belief in me. - SH
Stranger:	Stop--stop that! You're not dead! You can't be dead! Please--please don't be dead. -JW
You:	But I'm a fraud, John. Forget about me and go live your life again. - SH
Stranger:	You weren't. You're the greatest man I have ever known. -JW
Stranger:	Please come home. -JW
You:	There's a nice woman named Mary who moved in a few flats down. You should say hello to her. - SH
You:	She's a bit plain, but you like the plain ones. - SH
Stranger:	I--that's not true. -JW
You:	Every girl you've brought home was rather plain - SH
Stranger:	I like the different ones. The amazing, fantastic, brilliant ones. -JW
You:	You shouldn't. - SH
Stranger:	The ones who leave body parts in the fridge and crash dummies in the hall where I fall over them every morning. -JW
You:	Those ones are usually lying sociopaths. -SH
Stranger:	The ones who fill the house with Bach and Chopin and could have an argument with a brick wall if they thought they were right. -JW
You:	I never said it, nor will I ever, but I feel.
You:	John, I /feel/.
You:	You always made me feel.
Stranger:	God...Sherlock...-JW
Stranger:	Come home. -JW
You:	You made me human. - SH
Stranger:	I love you. -JW
You:	And for that, I suppose I love you too. - SH
You:	But this is only a dream, John. - SH
Stranger:	I should have said it sooner. I should have said it all day, every day.-JW
Stranger:	Don't say that! -JW
Stranger:	I can't wake up. I don't want to wake up! -JW
You:	You have to. - SH
You:	John, wake up. - SH
Stranger:	No! -JW
You:	Wake up, John. - SH
Stranger:	I won't... I won't let go. -JW
Stranger:	Please. Don't go. -JW
You:	It'll be okay. - SH
You:	Trust me. - SH
You:	John, wake up. - SH
Stranger:	I... Always. I always trusted you. -JW
Stranger:	Okay. -JW
You:	You'll see me again, John. - SH
Stranger:	Promise? -JW
You:	Don't hold me to it, this is your dream. - SH
You:	Wake up, dear. - SH
You:	Wake up, dear. - Mrs. H
You:	You've fallen asleep on the sofa again, good heavens. - Mrs. H
You:	I've just popped the kettle on. You go get yourself tidied up now, dear. - Mrs. H
Stranger:	Oh... oh god... -JW
You:	Having bad dreams again? You look a little restless. - H
You:	Nothing my tea can't cure. - H
Stranger:	It's... thanks. -JW
Stranger:	I... -JW
Stranger:	I think I might go for a walk today. -JW
Stranger:	((IT'S 3AM HERE))
Stranger:	((I NEED TO SLEEP. BUT I LOVE YOU))
You:	Oh, how lovely. That'll do you some good. - H
You:	(THE FEELING IS MUTUAL)

4 months ago -

Greetings, followers. Expect an update later tonight!

Still Reichenbached? I know what you need. A nice, wonderful ficlet. Just what the doctor ordered.

4 months ago

Wingfic is up!

The Boffin Bird Flew

Thank you for your patience! You can read it here.

I apologize if it feels rushed, but I wanted to at least get the first chapter out to you all as soon as possible. Expect a lot more characterization, fluff and angst in the future. And please review! I crave your feedback like Mycroft craves cakes.

Warning: Spoilers for TRF

4 months ago -